PRIVACY POLICY

​WE ARE WORKING A NEW PRIVACY POLICY.  IN THE MEANTIME KNOW THAT WE NEVER SELL YOUR INFORMATION OR EVEN GIVE IT AWAY.  NO ONE HAS ACCESS TO THE INFORMATION THAT YOU SHARE VIA OUR FORMS BUT US AND OUR MARKETING COMPANY AND THEY WORK FOR US SO THEY HAVE TO KEEP IT SECRET TOO.  IT'S LIKE A DOUBLE LAWYER VAULT.  OKAY, THAT DOUBLE LAWYER VAULT WAS TOO MUCH.  IT MAKES US SOUND LIKE LESS THAN A SERIOUS LAW FIRM.  NOW YOU WON'T HIRE US.  PLEASE HIRE US.  WE PROMISE TO BE GOOD LAWYERS IN COURT, BUT WE STILL CAN HAVE FUN ON THE INTERNET LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.  NOW, THIS IS AWKWARDLY LONG.  I SHOULD HAVE JUST WRITTEN THE NEW PRIVACY POLICY.  I DON'T WANT TO.  I AM PLANNING A VACATION WITH MY KIDS.  IF I DON'T STOP WRITING, NO ONE WILL HIRE ME TO BE THEIR LAWYER AND MY KIDS WILL STARVE.  THAT'S NOT TRUE, MY CLIENTS LOVE ME.  THEY INVITE ME TO THEIR HOUSE FOR BARBECUES AND STUFF.  MY CLIENTS ROCK.  THIS ENDS THE RAMBLE.  PLEASE DISREGARD EVERYTHING EXCEPT WHAT I SAID ABOUT NOT SHARING YOUR INFORMATION.  I TOTALLY MEANT THAT.